Asshat
Noun

1. One who has his head up his ass. Thus wearing his ass as a hat.
2. Origin: Leah S.

Here's to you Leah-bo-beah. :)

Glory Hole!

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Sending out good karma

Today - I just wanted to do something nice. So here's another pattern that I made. Again, its nothing fancy - and you can add to it or change colors as you see fit.

Just drag image (or save as) to your desktop and you'll be good to go. My only request is that you utilize it for personal use only. Thanks!




If you recognize this pattern - that's because you're one smart cookie. You probably saw it in an earlier, final countdown post or on my etsy site. Check it out, stitch away, and enjoy!

This little piggie...

When I was younger I went through a phase collecting pig paraphernalia. Not real pigs - just the animated, cutesy kind. Now I'm just doing my part to make penis slang adorable and cuddlesome. Check out the rad metallic thread!

Don't Stop Til You Get Enough

This one is dedicated to Holli & Rich and their love for Michael.


It's about 10" tall - and 4" wide. Heck yes!

Hijinks ensued.

Last night I went to happy hour with co-workers of the past and present. Fun and drinks aplenty!

We've all been here before.

Explanation signage or apology gift. Its works well across a multitude of situations.

Teatime

No doubt these cuties definitely love some good tea baggin'!


And look! They have my cross stitch framed on their table. How sweet. Old ladies can have scandalously good times too.

Even tough guys love their moms

Check it out.

Yes, this guy may have the most disgustingly huge biceps in the world. And yes, my "photoshopping skills" (aka crop and paste in Word), may leave something to be desired. But let's be honest, how awesome does this tough guy look with my "Mom Tattoo" cross stitch.

That's right. Mighty fine. Mighty fine indeed.