To whom it may concern:

I bet unicorns have big dongs.

Unicorns are pretty awesome. They're magical. They have one giant horn. They star in hilarious YouTube videos. AND...they play by their own rules - which makes them pretty bad ass.

Here are some examples of just how rad unicorns are:
Charlie the Unicorn
Planet Unicorn
Rollerskating Unicorn

Oh...and I forgot, they without a doubt are definitely packing downstairs.