Smart AND Sexy

Harry Potter
Clark Kent
Buddy Holly
Dame Edna
Garth
Corey Delaney

I think the list speaks for itself...

Sylvester Stabone-r!

AGENDA ITEM #1:
Check out this quaint, Perez-esque, oh so rockin' boner.
Added Bonus: its small enough to fit in your pocket, allowing you to bring the loving on the road.

ME: "Oh hey there. Is that a banana in your pocket
or are you just happy to see me?"

YOU: "Its a boner."

Available soon at my Etsy store

AGENDA ITEM #2:
Congrats to the winners of my first Twitter promotion. The lucky ladies won some St!#ch Out Loud lovin' in the form of stickers. Now its up to them to do their part, and send crafty obscenities into the world on their own.


If you're jealous...its okay. I plan on having more giveaways for my blog & Twitter followers - just hold on tight. Just keep checking in, and ruling school as you do so well. If you want your own stickers - you can get your own set at my etsy shoppee too.

Win? Free?! Stitch Out Loud?!? Awesomeness?!?!

Yesssssssss.

Follow me on Twitter and see what its all about. This is the first in a series of sweet-ass Twitter exclusive give aways. And its a quickie (pun intended). So get while the gettin's good folks!

I like big packages. I like meat.

I'm a Wisconsin girl at heart. Need I say more?

Dirty Cross Stitch for My New Home

First off - my apologies for being MIA as of recent. There have been lots and lots o' things going on. But have no fear - I'm back.

Part of the recent "going ons" was a move. So in honor of my new abode, I present to you a "Stitch Out Loud" dish towel. Yup, I think this pretty much sums me up.


Hope you like-skis. Until next time...