Sylvester Stabone-r!

AGENDA ITEM #1:
Check out this quaint, Perez-esque, oh so rockin' boner.
Added Bonus: its small enough to fit in your pocket, allowing you to bring the loving on the road.

ME: "Oh hey there. Is that a banana in your pocket
or are you just happy to see me?"

YOU: "Its a boner."

Available soon at my Etsy store

AGENDA ITEM #2:
Congrats to the winners of my first Twitter promotion. The lucky ladies won some St!#ch Out Loud lovin' in the form of stickers. Now its up to them to do their part, and send crafty obscenities into the world on their own.


If you're jealous...its okay. I plan on having more giveaways for my blog & Twitter followers - just hold on tight. Just keep checking in, and ruling school as you do so well. If you want your own stickers - you can get your own set at my etsy shoppee too.

My favorite profanity

My fav profanity is hands down, without a doubt the f-bomb.

Here is a little cutie-piece that was actually inspired by a Perez Hilton tweet, proclaiming simply "fuckity." How had a never come across this divine derivative of the word?!? I of course, immediately fell in love with it - hence the hearts and lovey-dovey stuff. Thanks Perez for introducing me to this gem, and thank you for all your trashy gossip that I can't help but obsessively read.


Looooves it.