The Multifunctional Comeback

Use it any time, any place. It's pretty much perfect.


Face!

Fuckstick Friday

This is today's Friday "F" word.

So simple.
So direct.
So awesome.

Now go forth - and rock it this weekend!

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk

"We snapped our necks 'round, lost the beat of the funk, and laid our eyes upon Maryjane's beautiful badunkadunk." -Urbandictionary.com

Although I was not "blessed" with a badunkadunk...here's to all the ladies that were.



I suppose this is also a tribute to Sir Mix-a-lot too. Because I basically had a dance to the entire Baby Got Back song in Middle School. It was pretty awesome. Holla.

"Arnold" WTF Celebriphrase #2

He's been Mr. Universe, the Terminator, Kindergarten Cop and even the Governor of California. He's also tall, brawny and infamous for all the "amazing" things that come out of his mouth.

This WTF celebriphrase celebrates (or blatently laughs at) Arnold's great bod, and his even greater conversational skills.


Available soon at my Etsy shop.

What a Bastard

Just in case you didn't know there are NUMEROUS meanings and definitions for the word: Bastard.

Child born to parents who are not married to one another
Blackletter typeface
Type of color gel
Township in Ontario, Canada
Gothic script
Classification of the teeth of a metalworking file
Type of longsword
Former name of the band Motörhead
Fucking jerk

Of course, my preferred use of the word is hands down the profane, derogatory one. Here it is a little ditty I whipped up. Stitched on canvas this little bastard keeps me company in my kitchen.