What a Bastard

Just in case you didn't know there are NUMEROUS meanings and definitions for the word: Bastard.

Child born to parents who are not married to one another
Blackletter typeface
Type of color gel
Township in Ontario, Canada
Gothic script
Classification of the teeth of a metalworking file
Type of longsword
Former name of the band Motörhead
Fucking jerk

Of course, my preferred use of the word is hands down the profane, derogatory one. Here it is a little ditty I whipped up. Stitched on canvas this little bastard keeps me company in my kitchen.

Throw your hands up!

This one is a shout out to all my gay guy friends - and the men and women who love them. There are just some things that are more fun to go out and do with a gay boy...period. Am I right or am I right?


SIDE NOTE: So just to clarify I'm talking about Moe as in Ho-mo-sexual. I am definitely not referring to the Japanese slang world for the fetish or love for characters in anime (which I just found out apparently is "Moe"...yikes). I'm just a total dumb ass and completely misspelled the word (usually Mo). So, let's just pretend there are two ways to spell Mo. Coolio? Yes.

It's Friday - Have a Beer!

A while back I did a cross stitch for Dogfish Head beer, and they used it in an ad. It's a kick-ass beer, and the ad is pretty kickin' as well if I do say so myself (insert humbleness here).

Here's the cross stitch:


Here's the print ad:






Happy Friday Playas.

Loving & Cocktails Are Not Mutually Exclusive

Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves.
Some people enjoy the occasional [...or daily] happy hour.

I do both.


(Yes, those are mini hearts & livers in case you were wondering...)

I bet unicorns have big dongs.

Unicorns are pretty awesome. They're magical. They have one giant horn. They star in hilarious YouTube videos. AND...they play by their own rules - which makes them pretty bad ass.

Here are some examples of just how rad unicorns are:
Charlie the Unicorn
Planet Unicorn
Rollerskating Unicorn

Oh...and I forgot, they without a doubt are definitely packing downstairs.

Teamwork

Lesson #47: Teamwork. A selfish partner is no bueno when it comes to matters of the heart...or the bedroom.

"Oh Mariah" WTF Celebriphrase #1

I like celebrities. They entertain in so many ways. They sing, they act, they canoodle, and of course say the darndest things. This is my first in a series of glorious "WTF Celebriphrases."


Urbandictionary.com defines a celebriphrase as:
An unbelievable stupid comment said by a celebrity, that is laughed at and mocked by everyone across the nation.

I'm excited. Are you?