I bet unicorns have big dongs.

Unicorns are pretty awesome. They're magical. They have one giant horn. They star in hilarious YouTube videos. AND...they play by their own rules - which makes them pretty bad ass.

Here are some examples of just how rad unicorns are:
Charlie the Unicorn
Planet Unicorn
Rollerskating Unicorn

Oh...and I forgot, they without a doubt are definitely packing downstairs.

That's ReCOCKulous

This piece is so awesome it's not ridiculous, or even redonkulous...it's reCOCKulous. Well that and it features a large strapping cock.

So this one is for those of you that appreciate a lovely cock or just like flaunting one...ennnnn-joy!



Just for laughs...here are a couple of my favorite quotes/entries from urbandictionary.com.
Sam, look at that enormous cock!
That cock woke me up a 3 AM this morning!
This cock is mine.
My cock could kill you.