Monday, November 23, 2009

For those of you celebrating the birth of Christ this year...

I would love to make one of these as a pre-Christmas gift for for my mom and dad. But then I realized as soon as I were to present them with said gift - they would provide me me a polite courtesy chuckle, an "oh Shanna," then quickly hide it, ensuring that friend nor family could see the profane and lewd work of their daughter.

Maybe next year.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Ho, Ho, Hoe

What's not to love about a big tall dude that travels the world and give you lots of presents?

Available soon at my Etsy shop!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Naughty or Nice?

Usually I'm a COMPLETE angel...but this year I decided to move over to the fun side.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

That's right...the holiday season rapidly approaches. I have to confess that I'm a total sucker for holiday ambiance so stitched up a couple goodies.

Here's the first for your viewing pleasure:

More to come over the next few days. Cheers!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Hearting Things Series - #2

As a wise man once said...

You should probably buy this for someone for the upcoming holidays. Just saying.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Hearting Things Series - #1

Last week a girlfriend of mine asked me if I could help her out with a wedding present. After accepting the "challenge," I thought, hmmm....what will truly capture the magic of marriage, and who can I look to that really kicks ass in matters of the heart? Then it hit me like a ton of bricks - duh, Gob Bluth!

So I borrowed one of my fav Arrested Development moments - and this little gem of a wedding gift was born!

Gob: My God, what is this feeling?
Michael: Well, you know the-the feeling that you’re... that you’re feeling is-is what many of us call “a feeling.”
Gob: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.
Michael: Could it be love?
Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s... it’s like my heart is getting hard.