The Hearting Things Series - #1

Last week a girlfriend of mine asked me if I could help her out with a wedding present. After accepting the "challenge," I thought, hmmm....what will truly capture the magic of marriage, and who can I look to that really kicks ass in matters of the heart? Then it hit me like a ton of bricks - duh, Gob Bluth!

So I borrowed one of my fav Arrested Development moments - and this little gem of a wedding gift was born!



Gob: My God, what is this feeling?
Michael: Well, you know the-the feeling that you’re... that you’re feeling is-is what many of us call “a feeling.”
Gob: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.
Michael: Could it be love?
Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s... it’s like my heart is getting hard.

Loving & Cocktails Are Not Mutually Exclusive

Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves.
Some people enjoy the occasional [...or daily] happy hour.

I do both.


(Yes, those are mini hearts & livers in case you were wondering...)

"Oh Mariah" WTF Celebriphrase #1

I like celebrities. They entertain in so many ways. They sing, they act, they canoodle, and of course say the darndest things. This is my first in a series of glorious "WTF Celebriphrases."


Urbandictionary.com defines a celebriphrase as:
An unbelievable stupid comment said by a celebrity, that is laughed at and mocked by everyone across the nation.

I'm excited. Are you?

My favorite profanity

My fav profanity is hands down, without a doubt the f-bomb.

Here is a little cutie-piece that was actually inspired by a Perez Hilton tweet, proclaiming simply "fuckity." How had a never come across this divine derivative of the word?!? I of course, immediately fell in love with it - hence the hearts and lovey-dovey stuff. Thanks Perez for introducing me to this gem, and thank you for all your trashy gossip that I can't help but obsessively read.


Looooves it.

Glory Hole!

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