"Arnold" WTF Celebriphrase #2

He's been Mr. Universe, the Terminator, Kindergarten Cop and even the Governor of California. He's also tall, brawny and infamous for all the "amazing" things that come out of his mouth.

This WTF celebriphrase celebrates (or blatently laughs at) Arnold's great bod, and his even greater conversational skills.


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"Oh Mariah" WTF Celebriphrase #1

I like celebrities. They entertain in so many ways. They sing, they act, they canoodle, and of course say the darndest things. This is my first in a series of glorious "WTF Celebriphrases."


Urbandictionary.com defines a celebriphrase as:
An unbelievable stupid comment said by a celebrity, that is laughed at and mocked by everyone across the nation.

I'm excited. Are you?

Woody Allen, Jazz Clarinetist

I never really appreciated or enjoyed Woody Allen until I met my friend Jacob in college. He introduced me to Manhattan, Sleeper, Zelig, Broadway Danny Rose, and Annie Hall. Today, I love (most) Woody Allen flicks. ...Let's just not talk about that Jason Biggs one.

Here are a couple funny quotes for your reading enjoyment.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.

My brain: it's my second favorite organ.

There's an old joke... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life — full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness — and it's all over much too quickly.

For maximum effect, I recommend the following:

1. Print the above image.
2. Cut a sliver for a mouth hole.
3. Call up a friend or co-worker to assist.
4. Have said friend or co-worker watch while you read the lines thorough the mouth hole on the print out - essentially embodying the real Woody Allen.
5. Enjoy!
   

Don't Hassel the Hoff...

...love the sexy out of him.


The world fell in love with David Hasselhoff for his hair, his car named KITT, his mad lyrics and tunes, his lifeguard tan, his pugs, his drunken rages, and most of all his sexy.

This is my latest in celeb "man candy" pieces - capturing the greatness that is the Hoffenator.

De-lisch.