Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Asshat
Noun

1. One who has his head up his ass. Thus wearing his ass as a hat.
2. Origin: Leah S.

Here's to you Leah-bo-beah. :)





Sunday, January 25, 2009

Glory Hole!

Here's to you Always Sunny in Philadelphia. One of the most HILARIOUS shows ever.



Frank: This slot defeats the purpose. I can see your eyes! We might as well get married.

Dennis: It's the safest way, Frank.

Frank: Dennis, if I was looking for safe I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.


Love It!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Sending out good karma

Today - I just wanted to do something nice. So here's another pattern that I made. Again, its nothing fancy - and you can add to it or change colors as you see fit.

Just drag image (or save as) to your desktop and you'll be good to go. My only request is that you utilize it for personal use only. Thanks!




If you recognize this pattern - that's because you're one smart cookie. You probably saw it in an earlier, final countdown post or on my etsy site. Check it out, stitch away, and enjoy!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

This little piggie...

When I was younger I went through a phase collecting pig paraphernalia. Not real pigs - just the animated, cutesy kind. Now I'm just doing my part to make penis slang adorable and cuddlesome. Check out the rad metallic thread!

Don't Stop Til You Get Enough

This one is dedicated to Holli & Rich and their love for Michael.


It's about 10" tall - and 4" wide. Heck yes!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Hijinks ensued.

Last night I went to happy hour with co-workers of the past and present. Fun and drinks aplenty!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

We've all been here before.


Explanation signage or apology gift. Its works well across a multitude of situations.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Teatime

No doubt these cuties definitely love some good tea baggin'!


And look! They have my cross stitch framed on their table. How sweet. Old ladies can have scandalously good times too.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Even tough guys love their moms

Check it out.

Yes, this guy may have the most disgustingly huge biceps in the world. And yes, my "photoshopping skills" (aka crop and paste in Word), may leave something to be desired. But let's be honest, how awesome does this tough guy look with my "Mom Tattoo" cross stitch.

That's right. Mighty fine. Mighty fine indeed.