Did someone say crackhead?

Amy Winehouse.
Whitney Houston.
Pete Doherty.
Rick James.

Are you or someone you know a C-R-A-C-K-H-E-A-D? If so, then you (or they) need to join the ranks of famous celebs and get this...


Smoke up.

Your mom goes to college

...oh yeah? Well your mom smokes crack. So there.


Available soon at my Etsy store. For now, I give you Wesley Willis & his ode to crack smokin mommas.

Asshat
Noun

1. One who has his head up his ass. Thus wearing his ass as a hat.
2. Origin: Leah S.

Here's to you Leah-bo-beah. :)