Bitch, please

Hey! You can't bring that in here...Bitch, please.
Get your hands off my man!...Bitch, please.
I need this report in 10...Bitch, please.
Nobody could ever pull off that pleather jumpsuit...Bitch, please.

So versatile, "Bitch please" is the perfect response to essentially any ludicrous statement uttered by anyone other than yourself at home, school, the office, or simply out on the town.