Monday, March 23, 2009

This cross stitch can definately kick your ass.

That's right's right folks, it's one bad ass Chuck Norris cross stitch. It's okay to cringe back in fear - because even in needlepoint he's tough as shiz-nit.

For your reading enjoyment here are a couple AWESOME Norr-dawg facts:
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Check out the man in action. SUPER KICK!!!

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