Don't Give a Fuck

It's St. Patrick's Day. {Insert gulp of beer here} Today I have a piece that everyone who is or is not celebrating can {Insert Irish Car Bomb slam here} enjoy.

Be it at work, at home, in your cardboard box - tell those around you how you really feel. {Insert Jameson shot here} Cheers!



NOTE: This line also is extremely appropriate if you wind up drunk later today, and A. Are kicked out of a bar, B. Lose your pants, or C. Or wake up tomorrow next to a fugly.