Naughty or Nice?

Usually I'm a COMPLETE angel...but this year I decided to move over to the fun side.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

That's right...the holiday season rapidly approaches. I have to confess that I'm a total sucker for holiday ambiance so stitched up a couple goodies.

Here's the first for your viewing pleasure:


More to come over the next few days. Cheers!

The Hearting Things Series - #2

As a wise man once said...


You should probably buy this for someone for the upcoming holidays. Just saying.

The Hearting Things Series - #1

Last week a girlfriend of mine asked me if I could help her out with a wedding present. After accepting the "challenge," I thought, hmmm....what will truly capture the magic of marriage, and who can I look to that really kicks ass in matters of the heart? Then it hit me like a ton of bricks - duh, Gob Bluth!

So I borrowed one of my fav Arrested Development moments - and this little gem of a wedding gift was born!



Gob: My God, what is this feeling?
Michael: Well, you know the-the feeling that you’re... that you’re feeling is-is what many of us call “a feeling.”
Gob: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.
Michael: Could it be love?
Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s... it’s like my heart is getting hard.

Even Bad Asses Love Stitch Out Loud

As you can see even studly, bad-to-the-bone(rs) like Mr. Fuji need some Stitch Out Loud awesomeness.


This is a picture from a customer of mine. It cracks me up. What else could a pet frog need in his life but a volcano-like water bowl, some mulchy looking stuff, a few flies, a tropical plant, and of course a "Fuck that shit." cross stitch.

Yes.

Thanks C.

The Multifunctional Comeback

Use it any time, any place. It's pretty much perfect.


Face!

A Little Motivation for When You Need It Most

It's Wednesday. Work is busy. Nothing good is on TV. The weekend seems like light years away. Summer is fading. Pay day isn't until next week. And you ran out of coffee again.

Hey Debbie Downer - don't let negativity get the best of you. Remember to make the most of the moment, and to quote Tracy Morgan, "Live every week like it's Shark Week."



Hells-to-the-yeahs.

Fuckstick Friday

This is today's Friday "F" word.

So simple.
So direct.
So awesome.

Now go forth - and rock it this weekend!

I'm no angel...

...because it's simply more fun to be rowdy & mischievous.

Thank you for being a friend.

Let's be frank. The Golden Girls were some hot ass HILARIOUS chickies.

This is my celebration of the loveable Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanaha and Estelle Getty.



Here's a great "Golden" Moments clip from YouTube for your viewing enjoyment.



I think I've always been a Dorthy...or maybe a Blanche...or maybe a little of both. Which golden girl are you?

If Snoop Dogg was a Grandma...

He'd have gin & juice for breakfast, pot shaped dollies and, of course, this little piece in his entry way.

The nice weather always inspires

Why spend the nice summer weather doing silly things like biking, camping and talking long walks? I say the best way to enjoy a fine sunny day is with a bevie in hand. If you can do any of the above with a drink...even better.

Here's a little ditty that I feel wraps up my sentiments perfectly.


Man, I love Jack Handy.

In Memory

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk

"We snapped our necks 'round, lost the beat of the funk, and laid our eyes upon Maryjane's beautiful badunkadunk." -Urbandictionary.com

Although I was not "blessed" with a badunkadunk...here's to all the ladies that were.



I suppose this is also a tribute to Sir Mix-a-lot too. Because I basically had a dance to the entire Baby Got Back song in Middle School. It was pretty awesome. Holla.

"Arnold" WTF Celebriphrase #2

He's been Mr. Universe, the Terminator, Kindergarten Cop and even the Governor of California. He's also tall, brawny and infamous for all the "amazing" things that come out of his mouth.

This WTF celebriphrase celebrates (or blatently laughs at) Arnold's great bod, and his even greater conversational skills.


Available soon at my Etsy shop.